A story of how my mom is emotionally addicted to her vaio
Buy a computer, this is what everyone told us, open windows, connect with people, be a star! (ok well, not be a star exactly but, you know what this is my blog so just shut up!) so anyway, my mom finally bit the bullet and bought herself a vaio. well do you know what happens when her computer crashes? that's right! she shoves ME out of the way, logs me out of all my accounts, and sits glued to my screen like its her only life preserver in shark infested water. (not like a life preserver would do you any good against sharks, but you know, its an "analogy" ) and do you know what happens if i try to get my computer back? she pulls the authority figure card on me! fairness goes right out the window when she has to check her messages. Ive finally managed to get my computer back,so right now she's sitting on the floor playing solitaire the old fashioned way with the only cards we had around, which happen to be novelty cards that are like half a foot long. a few moments ago she was examining a bug bite, and i quote:"nasty little sucker, bit me right in my fat pocket. hope you die of cholesterol poisoning!" ..... unquote. so anyway, this is gonna be a looooong day.
but luckily, i get my new computer today, so while we are there we can drop off hers. so, until next time earth!
your humble correspondent, Sam
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